Start f*cking drinking now, folks.
Politico with some Election Day realkeeping. As media reporter Dylan Byers put it: “Ladies & gentlemen, we’re more than a decade into the 21st century and this is the most-watched cable news network.”
Sometimes, Dylan Byers is all right. This is one of those times.
We’re tracking this right now on our voting-problems map.
How much have the Koch Brothers spent in your state to sway tomorrow’s vote?
If there can be only one (photo to sum up the Romney campaign), it should be the one in this post.
And if you don’t read him, you should.
There are two things I now know for certain in this world.
Number One: Bill Clinton. At least 300 electoral votes. Against anyone. Tomorrow.
Number Two (and I say this as delicately as I possibly can): I would crawl on my knees naked through four miles of crushed glass just to listen, on a bad radio, to a debate between Bill Clinton and the zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan.
Not quite what you expected, eh? Full story here.