FS: Fake newspaper? WTF?

suburbantragic:

synecdoche:

firthofforth:

suburbantragic:

We here at Nonsense (Hofstra’s Only Intentional Humor Magazine) do an insert in our school’s newspaper, The Chronicle (Hofstra’s Only Intentional News Source) every now and then.  It’s the only time of the year that we get to do any real journalism (read: rape jokes).

Been done.

i don’t understand why you didn’t just link to the onion

Fine, I’ll post a link.

The Onion’s the easy way out. How many of you would read a McSweeney’s newspaper?

FS: Fake newspaper? WTF?

suburbantragic:

We here at Nonsense (Hofstra’s Only Intentional Humor Magazine) do an insert in our school’s newspaper, The Chronicle (Hofstra’s Only Intentional News Source) every now and then.  It’s the only time of the year that we get to do any real journalism (read: rape jokes).

Been done.

Dockhouse

Kinda wish I was out there tonight.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

153 Plays

exspectator:

defeat:

delawareareyou:

Shook Ones - For Collards

I’m growing up, I’m growing up in front of you.
Having 12 years of my heart to answer to.
The corner of your eye is what I want to see when I get home.

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A windfall tax is best suited when the gain is unexpected, like winning the lottery. Taxing it is appropriate since the payees do not expect a windfall and so taxing the amount does not distort their future economic actions. This alone would justify a tax. But there is another justified reason for a tax on Goldman Sachs. A portion of Goldman’s profits are really the government’s profits. Allowing Goldman to keep this money is simply allowing the investment bank to keep money earned from the efforts of the federal government. This would be a simple wealth transfer from the American taxpayer to the partners of Goldman Sachs. Don’t be fooled by any billion-dollar donation Goldman may announce — the benefits it has received far exceed this number.
studentloansforbeermoney:

ieatcatlitter:

Rachel Maddow and her partner Susan Mikula

Looks like James Spader.













Her blistering interview with a guy who thinks you can be cured of homosexuality and whose work is being used to push a law in Uganda that will execute people for being gay.

studentloansforbeermoney:

ieatcatlitter:

Rachel Maddow and her partner Susan Mikula

Looks like James Spader.

Her blistering interview with a guy who thinks you can be cured of homosexuality and whose work is being used to push a law in Uganda that will execute people for being gay.

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Canyonerrohhh…

Canyonerrohhh…

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studentloansforbeermoney:

gunstreetgirl:

hammerito:hannahisdeceased:


hazelweatherfield:

Ohmygod.

AHAHAAAAAAAA

HOLY SHIT.

ahahahahhahahahahahahohmygoddddd. i haaad to reblog this. i had to.

ooooooh man. well done sir.

Excellent work.

studentloansforbeermoney:

gunstreetgirl:

hammerito:hannahisdeceased:

hazelweatherfield:

Ohmygod.

AHAHAAAAAAAA

HOLY SHIT.

ahahahahhahahahahahahohmygoddddd. i haaad to reblog this. i had to.

ooooooh man. well done sir.

Excellent work.

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A man was rescued after spending more than four hours Tuesday trapped up to his chest in sewage waste after falling into a Long Island cesspool, authorities said.

So wait, Long Island isn’t just a total cesspool?

Cesspool Victim Rescued On Long Island, In Stable Condition

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